(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
Bet I could make you smile.
(LAUGHS) (COUGHS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
No, you cannot.
-Sure can.
-Nuh-uh.
-Sure can.
-No way.
-Sure. Can.
-Negative.
Pig Jig.
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHIMPERS)
(LAUGHING)
Whew!
Oh, man. You got me.
Told ya.
My turn.
Bet I could make you smile.
(CHUCKLES)
(SIGHS)
Seriously doubt it, bro.
-Bet I can.
-Nope.
-Bet I can.
-Uh-uh.
-Bet I can.
-No way.
Robo Rag!
(RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING)
? Robo Rag! ?
(LAUGHING)
Aw, man!
Told you I could do it.
So,
now what?
BOTH: Bro Boogie!
(TRANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(SINGING) Oo, oo, oo.
(SINGING) Ah, ah, oh, oo.
What are you doing?
Look in my direction.
I shall give you
the smiles too.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.
-Meow, meow, meow.
-Okay, stop.
It's not happening.
I hate being the only Titan
who cannot do the joke.
Aw, don't feel bad, Star.
Robin's not funny either.
Hey! I'm funny.
Dude, no. You're not.
You tell uncle jokes.
Robin has never told
a joke about his uncle.
(SCOFFS) Uncle jokes
aren't about uncles.
They're just lame jokes
that someone like
an uncle would tell.
And they're never ever funny.
I don't tell uncle jokes.
Really?
How do you want
your steak cooked?
On a stove.
Boom!
Man, I'm hungry.
Oh, nice to meet you Hungry.
I'm Robin.
Boom!
Hey Beast Boy, why can't
you hear a pterodactyl
going to the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent.
Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Please stop. I assure you
I understand the concept now.
(CHUCKLES) The 'p' is silent.
I just got it.
Raven likes my jokes.
Dude, your jokes are
so uncle-y, we ought
to call you uncle.
Yeah, that's right, uncle.
BOTH: Uncle, uncle, uncle.
Blah!
(GROANS)
Your humor is quite masterful.
Perhaps if I joined
your company, I could
learn from you.
No way!
This here. This is a twosome.
Not one.
Not three.
Dos!
Two!
Got it?
Our broship is like
a horst and graben structure.
Or a noble gas,
whose outer atomic shell can
neither take in or release
anymore electrons.
So it is final? I cannot learn
the jokes from you?
Under no circumstances, lady.
Never ever.
You have made
yourselves clear.
I will remain unfunny.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait!
This is where you're supposed
to say something like,
"You'll make cookies."
And then we say, "Okay."
It's called a comedy turn.
Now let's try it again.
(BEEP)
(REWINDING)
You never gonna be
part of our group, Starfire.
Never ever!
But what if I could
make of the cookies?
(BOTH GASP)
BOTH: You're in!
(BELCHES)
(THUNDEROUS BELCH)
(BELCH)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
There are so many
possibilities for my
comedic catchphrase.
I was thinking something
like, "Boo, ha, ha."
Uh, we're digging the
transformation, Star,
but you really shouldn't
try to talk like us.
Yeah, "boo-yah" is my thing.
You gotta find your
own catchphrase.
Well, how about this?
I am the cool
Shamma Lamma Mu-mu.
(SNAPPING)
Needs work.
So, I was just wondering,
what do you call
a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Boom!
(CHUCKLING)
-Boom?
-Not bad,
uncle.
Stop calling me that.
Stop not being funny.
(BELCHES)
-You guys are a
terrible influence on her.
-So what?
So, we all have very
specific roles in the Titans.
I'm the lone wolf leader.
You two are the
good-natured slackers.
Raven's the
sarcastic older sister.
And you're my unrequited love.
When you hang out with them,
our whole universe is
thrown out of balance.
You have to go back to normal.
You are absolutely right,
uncle.
(LAUGHS) I can't take it.
Ah, she just uncled you.
You got took to uncle school.
(LAUGHING)
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
? She called you uncle 'cause
your jokes are lame
? And you're far from funny,
it's a crying shame
? When you hear them crickets,
you're the one to blame ?
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
? Ha ha ha how
? It is not the cool
if you ask me
? You're acting like
a glibnort, do you see?
? It's the 'u' to the 'n',
the c-l-e
? Uncle jokes are bad
for you and me
? You know them uncle jokes
are just not funny
? Them uncle jokes
are just not funny
? Them uncle jokes
are just not funny
? Don't tell them
uncle jokes no more ?
You heard that one he told
yesterday. Oh, man!
That was horrible.
? Don't
? Don't tell them
uncle jokes no more ?
Man, those uncle jokes
are crunchy.
-Do you know what just
happened there, Star?
-What?
We just became a comedy trio.
I thought nothing could be
more perfect than a twosome,
but I was wrong!
We are the three legs
of an equilateral triangle.
We're tofu, lettuce,
and tomato.
We are the three
stomachs of a glorg
-that allow it to digest
a zardic without chewing.
-(FARTS)
-Aw, yeah!
-That's what I'm
talking 'bout.
Balance!
You okay?
Balance will be restored.
It has to be restored!
Dude, you should just chillax.
Boo-yah!
Yeah, bro. Have a sandwich.
Tofu rules.
I have never kissed
a lone wolf leader before.
And I regret it.
Shut up, everybody.
I'm trying to read.
Uh, what's going on?
Robin can't function with
the team's balance
out of whack.
So his body is
genetically mutating
in order to restore it.
Or something like that.
Oh, and shut up, everybody.
I'm trying to read.
(BARKING)
Is that the crime alarm?
(IMITATING ALARM)
(IMITATING SIRENS)
(IMITATING FIRE TRUCK HORN)
(IMITATING CAR ALARM SET)
Oh no, the garden's
under attack!
Titans go!
Man, just once I'd like
to say, "Titan's go."
Come on, hurry up!
Can we pick up
some pizza on the way?
No time for pizza!
We've got to focus
on the mission!
This elevator is so crowded,
might I stand a little closer?
Robin?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
Aw, shucks, Starfire.
We're surrounded.
Cyborg, take out
the left flank.
Yes, sir.
Starfire, provide
covering fire.
Okay, handsome
lone wolf leader.
Go! Go! Go!
Boo-yah!
Zap!
Bzzzap!
Azarath Metrion
Zinthos!
Oh, man. He's attacking
the garden gnomes.
He's completely lost it.
And all because he can't
handle our comedy trio.
We have no choice.
We're gonna have
to kick Starfire out
of our comedy trio,
and become whatever you'd
call a duo of comedians.
A comedy duo.
Bingo.
Beast Boy, turn into
some animals.
(BARKING)
(GIBBERING)
(ROARING)
Ha, ha.
Look at Robin, he's so
cra-cra for the real-real.
Not for the play-play.
Shamma Lamma Mu-mu.
(GIGGLING)
Shamma Lamma Mu-mu?
(SOBBING)
Nice one,
uncle!
Excuse me?
Yeah, nice one, uncle.
Are you uncle-ing me?
(SOBBING) Make an uncle joke
and suffer the consequences,
uncle.
-But...
-Don't you get it?
We all have our roles.
We're the
good-natured slackers.
Not you.
I believe I get it.
But I will need the comforting
from the lone wolf leader.
Did someone say, "lone wolf?"
Oh, please, give me the
comforting, lone wolf.
(SHUSHING)
There, there.
You're home now, Star.
You're home.
So brutal, bro. So brutal.
We had to do it.
We had to let her go.
I know.
Hopefully it's enough
to make Robin normal again.
Hey, Beast Boy, is your
face hurting you?
'cause it's killing me!
Boom!
(CHUCKLING)
Boom indeed, Robin.
Boom indeed.